Premature ejaculation

Sorry to disappoint you, but this is not a post that is going to detail a story about a guy who couldn't control his need to orgasm, however the issue up for discussion has the same concept and is nearly as frustrating: guys who give it all up too soon before they know me.

September 13, 2011
Fast Guy: Hey... question! ahhh i just wanted to kno if it was u i seen a while back, on Main St. i was with my lil sister. was it you?

September 13
Me: maybe...at the bank? (Which was a total, complete guess.)

September 14
Fast Guy: Yyyyeess... i feel like a fool, because i sent something to [someone else] thinking it was you... smh at my self... (Strike number one.)

September 14
Fast Guy: i feel awkward sending it to u now, but it was initially 4 u... (Paradox) Excuse me gorgeous!!! But I must say that Your pic’s are looking so Flawless, no You’re devastatingly obvious, no captivating. Hey devastating I’ve been fixating mustered up words to spark conversation. You’re a muse, you bring new inspiration. You seem enlightening so illuminate the tips of music, guys, anything that you like, dislike, plz!!! lets make conversation. (Yeah...took me a couple of re-reads to get that last part.)

it lost its meaning thw because it should of been meaningful to u you sparked my intrest that day at the bank. (Hon, I'm not sure where you were going with this, but it obviously wasn't anywhere near my good side.)

Just imagine this guy in bed...

No girl wants that.

P.S. Guys, if you are going to put the effort into a message, please try to be (somewhat) grammatically correct. I am not suggesting that you have to spell out every single word; it is Facebook. Text vernacular is perfectly acceptable (especially for instant chat), however if your goal is to impress and girl and receive a response, then you might want to spend a little extra time making sure that your message is clear enough for a girl to understand what you're trying to say.

P.P.S. I get that you are excited, and that you want me to know how you really feel about me, but high libido and horniness does not equal satisfaction when it comes to intimacy/sex. However, what generally always works (in both cases) is a little sweet talk, patience and the right pacing.