Too easy

January 13, 2010
Easy Guy: hey hun ...how are u ??

Easy Guy: Hey wassup.?

November 1, 2010
Easy Guy: happy bday hun hmu=)
973-785-4354 (Thank you—how generous of you! Really. What am I supposed to do with that? I hope he didn't really expect me to call him.) (No, that is not his real number.)

Me: thank you (It was only polite.)

Easy Guy: noprob...can i expect a text? (I don't know this guy, never met him. And as of this point, he had given me no reason to want to know him. Why would I text him? Just because he wished me a happy Birthday?)

September 16, 2011
Easy Guy: hey wassup?

September 28
Easy Guy: i love you hair curly

Me: thanks. me too

Easy Guy: lol how many compliments u get a day

Me: lol too many...because i don't think i'm worthy of at least half of them

Easy Guy: wow u deff are though
u prob overlook all of them nd just say thanks

Me: thank you...yea thats what i do lol

Easy Guy: not cool lol...i really dnt like giving compliments because of tht

Me: i know...I always feel bad, but its hard to accept compliments when u don't feel them yourself, but you should always give compliments to women, sometimes it makes their day

Easy Guy: well how bout you make my day, by letting me make the rest of your days (Okay...yeah. How about no? Seriously, guys, you've got to come stronger than that. Besides being completely and embarrassingly cheesy, it's pretty pathetic.)

September 29
Easy Guy: goodafternoon gorgeous. (This is where I decided to end my conversation with him. Not because he was particularly annoying or rude—as most guys usually become after about 2-3 minutes of the back and forth—I was just bored.)

October 1
Easy Guy: morning cutie

Easy Guy likes things easy. Well, as I've stated before, I like men who chase.